Thursday, May 28, 2009
NEW DOUCHE SUPER GROUP: THE FLAME BOTS
I was approached by a label that will remain nameless to A&R a new douche super group being built around A-Rod, Dane Cook and Anderson Cooper. Seems like the "music" is going to be hip-hop beats against banal news and limp dick jokes. I spent an hour in a meeting debating whether Anderson should go by the moniker "Da Coop" or "A to Iz-C" given recent trends in male tastemakers aged 16 to 25.
We broke for lunch and I managed to lick up a whole sheet of acid for "inspiration". Gay Fundraiser, you're my only hope!!! Save me from the record machine!!!
Waiting for acid wave,
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