Thursday, May 21, 2009

GAY PEOPLE...YOU OWE ME!!!

For real though! Where would the whole gay movement be without the mustache??? Where would the mustache be without me?? Right!!!!

I'm for equality and social justice. Like, I gave to you, NOW FUCKING GIVE TO ME!!!

Gay people. I'm interested in you throwing a fund raiser for me. Certainly, I'll make an appearance on the promise of no funny business. If I am unavailable given my commitment to any number of illicit substances or alleged legal problems, I accept PayPal at ridethemustache@gmail.com.

Thank you,
J-Stache

Post Script.
S.A.T Question Committee take note! Rosa Parks is to Civil Rights as J-Stache is to LGBT Rights

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