For real though! Where would the whole gay movement be without the mustache??? Where would the mustache be without me?? Right!!!!
I'm for equality and social justice. Like, I gave to you, NOW FUCKING GIVE TO ME!!!
Gay people. I'm interested in you throwing a fund raiser for me. Certainly, I'll make an appearance on the promise of no funny business. If I am unavailable given my commitment to any number of illicit substances or alleged legal problems, I accept PayPal at email@example.com.
S.A.T Question Committee take note! Rosa Parks is to Civil Rights as J-Stache is to LGBT Rights
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