SMOKING JACKO'S BONES

I took a piss next to Michael once during a goofy recording session. Thimble cock. Real shame.

Anyway, I'm angling through some 80's buddies to get a look at the corpse. Actually, I want to get a bone, mash it up and smoke it. The Batchshuiti Tribe of Zimnobi believe that you can channel the "mana" of a man by smoking his bones (don't send me your pouf emails, I don't mean that kind of bone smoking).

I WILL AGAIN DOMINATE RADIO AND TV, AND OTHER MEDIA MEDIUMS THAT HAVE YET TO BE INVENTED...SOON.

Waiting for the rush,
J-Stache