Monday, July 27, 2009


I have received several emails from beautiful, young, eager ladies over the last couple of days. And this is as it should be. After all, I'm famous.

I was high on the Sour Dee last night when the muse sang my name - why not organize these ladies into a dance troupe? But not just any dance troupe...The J-Stache Dancers! I'm sure over the next couple of weeks I'll be making all kinds of TV appearances where they can shake a tail feather and tickle some fancy.

Any ladies out there with the WILLINGNESS TO WORK, please send your pictures for formal review to Extra credit for graphic essays and pole dancing experience.

Patron of the choreographic arts,

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