Monday, July 27, 2009
WEED BIRTHS THE J-STACHE DANCERS
I have received several emails from beautiful, young, eager ladies over the last couple of days. And this is as it should be. After all, I'm famous.
I was high on the Sour Dee last night when the muse sang my name - why not organize these ladies into a dance troupe? But not just any dance troupe...The J-Stache Dancers! I'm sure over the next couple of weeks I'll be making all kinds of TV appearances where they can shake a tail feather and tickle some fancy.
Any ladies out there with the WILLINGNESS TO WORK, please send your pictures for formal review to firstname.lastname@example.org. Extra credit for graphic essays and pole dancing experience.
Patron of the choreographic arts,