For real, I'm not bullshitting here. I was pushing John Oates to do the Cheech side-part mustache. Look close man, that's some pimp sauce. No dice, Oates was too straight-laced. Mellow out man!
Anyhow, I did once eat a fistful of acid on accident and had a Halloween head from hell. It took like a week to not be afraid of toilet paper. I was jailed after using a Don Johnson's yard hose to clean my undercarriage. That guy was always a pantie-waste anyhow.
Watch more Cheech and Chong homes, it's good for you.
Your mama,
J-Stache
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