Thursday, April 30, 2009
What I Was Doing in the 90s
I get a lot of questions from folks about what I was doing in the 90s. Yes, John Oates did shave me off in a cold Japanese hotel room and I have never fully forgiven him. But, I am an artist. I had to move on, man.
I did just that...in Thailand. I started a midget boy band called The Wee Pints. Rumors that we lifted melodies and dance routines from Menudo are COMPLETELY FALSE. Fuck those ass cakes!
Anyhow, turns out that the market for midget boys bands is relatively small, at least in Thailand. 6 months later, I leased the boys out to the ring. All that venom packed into a tiny little fist.