EXPERIMENTAL METHODS: QUITTING VICODIN

I've been battling the dragon friends. Dr. Sucio Sanchez has me doing the journal again. We've been working on some experimental methods for quitting that bitch. Here are a couple of suggestions for when the urge to pop a vikki-tikki-tock gets beyond the normal shrill:

1. Pay a midget to wire scrub your taint
2. Find a midget demented enough to wire scrub your taint for free, make a friend for life
3. Watch this video on Vicodin and get a contact buzz from the calming affect of Ms. Thing-Thang's voice. Works best with midget present.

I'm hoping we flesh these out a bit more over the next couple of sessions.

IT WORKS, SO KEEP WORKING IT!
J-Stache