Monday, August 3, 2009
REAL STACHES V. DILL BAGS
I'm organizing The Million Mustache March. We must spring into action in the face of coin sack douche cakes like Dr. Phil who, with the smug little lip dusters, are giving ass-kickin', panty-poppin', man-hammer-swingin', rock-n-soul-shakin' REAL MUSTACHES out there like me a bad name.
Meet up tonight. 11:59PM. Look to the skies for my sign...some straight Soc v. Greasers rumbleness bitches.
Doing it for Johnny,