Monday, August 17, 2009
FUPA: THE PAIN OF PREJUDICE
I'm loathe to turn my personal recovery journal into a place for polemics. But sometimes, you've got to take a stand for what is right. You've got to fight power with a fist full of love. Ghandi. MLK Jr. J-Stache. Still we march on.
Now. Many of you scum sucking prick fucks have cast Jessica Simpson out of the hot chick caste because she has grown a gunt, or as I was raised to refer to this fatty deposit atop the pubic region, a FUPA.
You lazy bastards. Just because you have to go over the hill and down the valley to get into Jessica's garage these days doesn't mean she's no longer hot. In fact, most of my top lays were full-figured gals.
STOP FUPA PREJUDICE TODAY! WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN, OUR FUPA WEARING CONGRESSWOMAN, AND STOP THE GUNTIST REGIME IN ITS TRACKS!!
Fight the power,