Wednesday, July 1, 2009

I'M FUCKING FAMOUS AGAIN BITCHES

I swing a man hammer ladies. That means I'm dangling 7 while at rest. And in recognition of my overall King of Swing title-holding-ness, someone out there on the inter-net started a Facebook Fan Page to honor me.

Normally, I'm not given to emotional outpourings and other pouf shit. But friends, when I received notice through my probation officer that the page was created, I wept on the should of a 3-strikes lifer Crip. We all have feelings.

If the 00s are to be anything the 70s, I shall expect an influx of topless photos from all your lady friends. Of course, I'll take bottom shots too: ridethemustache@gmail.com

Mazel to me!
J-Stache

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