ODE TO THE BIG STAR

Tinkle, tinkle, my Big Star,
How I wonder where you are!
Hiding out in a Donut Delight,
Mauling bear claws late at night?

I miss feeding time,
Going to Mr. Zu's Chinese Buffet,
2 for 1 coupon, the early bird special
Talking shit about Walters,
Star 20, Plumbing 0.

Come back to us Big Star,
Sausage and pep on the house
(within reason)

Penned at Ruby's All Nude Cafe - Bridgeport, CT 3:17 AM May 11, 2009 as inspired by the heavyset dancer "Sugar".

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J-Stache


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