So me and Stedman hang out. Sted likes whipits and fondu...kung-fu movies and ELO. He bangs Oprah pretty steady. I've seen her naked. It's totally for the money man. Sted is dead when it comes to dough.
For real though, some of you have written me to say I need to take time out and thank those who have helped me along the way. Ordinarily I would instruct you fuckers to shampoo my crotch. But the sight of Oprah's belly humbled me.
I'd like to throw a shout out to my main poodle Solomon pictured here between Sted and the O-izzy. Solly pulled my ass out the fire when a stray squirrel was attempting to sodomize me in the yard last week. Your my mofuckie Solly, stay gold.
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