WEED BIRTHS THE J-STACHE DANCERS

I have received several emails from beautiful, young, eager ladies over the last couple of days. And this is as it should be. After all, I'm famous.

I was high on the Sour Dee last night when the muse sang my name - why not organize these ladies into a dance troupe? But not just any dance troupe...The J-Stache Dancers! I'm sure over the next couple of weeks I'll be making all kinds of TV appearances where they can shake a tail feather and tickle some fancy.

Any ladies out there with the WILLINGNESS TO WORK, please send your pictures for formal review to ridethemustache@gmail.com. Extra credit for graphic essays and pole dancing experience.

Patron of the choreographic arts,
J-Stache