Friday, June 5, 2009

DAVID CARRADINE & THE DANGERS OF CHOKE & JERK

RIP David Carradine. Kung-Fu was the shit. You were pretty bad-ass as Woody Guthrie too my man.

Anyways, I'll take this opportunity to warn you against Erotic Auto Asphyxia, or as it's more readily know The Choke & Jerk. I realize that you drop the nut of a lifetime doing this stuff, but nothing is worse than being in Thai hotel dead with a ribbon around your neck and dong. If you are into this thing, I strongly recommend you develop a Whip-It habit and burn one down in the beautiful haze of chemical intervention. Works pretty much the same and you seldom die.

Make a mess safely people,
J-Stache

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