POEM FOR APPLE BUTTS

Sweet Lordy, Lordy
That's a dangerous butt hook
From the small of back
You launch one explosive tush

Of onion
Of apple
Of challah bread bump
Is this what the kids mean when they say "lady lumps"?

I want to watch you do squats
Let's do a couple of max out sets
Don't mind me darling
I'm just in the corner, pounding out my own reps


Post script:
Jessica Biel, please email me again. The rash is gone and I promise to get John Oates on the phone.

Waiting,
J-Stache


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