POPDOSE SAYS "RUN J-STACHE, RUN IS THE SINGLE BEST...VIDEO GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED IN MY LIFE"

WORD BITCHES!!! CHECK IT OUT HERE: POPDOSE

BE A SMOKER, DON'T HIRE ONE

While I was "away", the nitwits at my company made a HR video that helps indoctrinate new hires at J-Stache Industries. For the record, I did not approve putting more deadbeats on the payroll and I certainly would not have given gigs to another crop of buckethead weed-ies like these bums. Remember kids, everybody love burnouts and all but nobody wants one working for them. Congratulations on your scholarship to F.U. Enjoy:

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HEY BANKER CHICKS! FLASH ME SOME LADY LUMPS!

I was totally in the Wall Street Journal today. And not like last time, where those savage bastards profiled the demise of my experimental fertilizer company after a small methane accident.

This time, I'm all inked up over making Oates famous for like the 300th time. HEY OATES!! No box of chocolate? No emails?

Anyway, check my shit out bitches! WALL STREET JOURNAL PIMPAGE